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Make sure you tell the doctor that. ๐Ÿคฃ

(@thefacetiousmurse)

1 Day 8 Hours Ago

You guys are on another level.

Leah Potter
(@lele_potter)

1 Day 11 Hours Ago

Mood AF ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ My name is no longer Leah and the charge nurse has left the building....#fendforyourself #girlbye ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป #rnlife #nurseprobs #nursesofinstagram #nursefriendly #nurses #nurselife #nurseproblems #nursing #nursehumor #nursefunny #nurseproud #scrubs #scrublife #nursesdoitbetter

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Me having 6 patients means that your share of my time is 2 hours a day, and thats if I dont take breaks. Unfortunately the two massive shits you just took means you dont have any more time allotted for anecdotal stories about pebbles the cutest bichon frise on earth (undoubtably). *giant fucking sigh* . Follow me๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‰ @rn_ratched for more original memes #scrublifeย  #nursesisters #nursebrothers #nursesrule #nursememes #compassionatesavage #rnlife #rns #rn #rn_ratched #rn #nurseprobs #nursesofinstagram #nursefriendly #nurses #nurselife #nurseproblems #nurse #nursingstudent #nursingschool #nursing #nursememes #nursehumor #nursefunny #nursememe #nurseproud #cna #lpn #nursingstudentproblems #nursepractitioner #scrubs

Listen, Linda. I know were on divert so just tell me where you're sticking the new Bobber. I actually have no issues with bed control, but you know being at capacity is a pain. #fillmeup #thatswhatshesaid Follow me๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‰ @rn_ratched for more original memes #scrublifeย  #nursesisters #nursebrothers #nursesrule #nursememes #compassionatesavage #rnlife #rns #rn #rn_ratched #rn #nurseprobs #nursesofinstagram #nursefriendly #nurses #nurselife #nurseproblems #nurse #nursingstudent #nursingschool #nursing #nursememes #nursehumor #nursefunny #nursememe #nurseproud #nursingstudentproblems #nursepractitioner #scrubs

On my best days you dont even have to pay me, on my worst you couldnt pay me enough. I love #nursing , but lately Id ALMOST rather be a garbage man too. See @nurselifern stories to connect the dots. ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡drop a comment with your #alternativecareer Use the hashtag and repost with your #alternativecareer choice Follow me๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‰ @rn_ratched for more original memes #scrublifeย  #nursesisters #nursebrothers #nursesrule #nursememes #compassionatesavage #rnlife #rns #rn #rn_ratched #rn #nurseprobs #nursesofinstagram #nursefriendly #nurses #nurselife #nurseproblems #nurse #nursingstudent #nursingschool #nursememes #nursehumor #nursefunny #nursememe #nurseproud #lpn #nursingstudentproblems #nursepractitioner #scrubs

(@thefacetiousmurse)

3 Days 7 Hours Ago

I'm still gettin outta here on time.

(@thefacetiousmurse)

4 Days 20 Hours Ago

No BS. This is my life. Follow muh boy @rnfunny. #sharesundays

(@thefacetiousmurse)

5 Days 9 Hours Ago

I had the paperwork ready hours ago.

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(@thefacetiousmurse)

6 Days 5 Hours Ago

Awwwww yeeeaaaaaah!

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Just a small fact and me & my company โœ”๏ธ ๐ŸSometimes things arenโ€™t meant to workout, because something better is in your future. ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ท โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข #nurseblogger#criticalcarenurse#hospital#healthcare#nursefriendly#facts#lifestyle#nursepractitioner#crna#lpn#nursingschool#pineapple#miami#emergencyroom#nurselife#nurserock#nightshiftstuggle#scrubs#meds#rnlife#instanurse#selfmade

(@thefacetiousmurse)

8 Days 9 Hours Ago

This happened to me last shift. I was completely caught off guard. Lol.

MEME DEVIATION ALERT: ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ(It happens....) I am not a repost page, I repeat, I am not a repost page, but when its good its good. Being 'ashamed' to make more than someone you're supposed to be in this collectively together with? Am I reading this right? This can't be my sisters!! I THINK THE FUCK NOT. #riseup #nursesisters #nursebrothers #nursesrule #nursememes #compassionatesavage #rnlife #rns #rn #rn_ratched #rn #nurseprobs #nursesofinstagram #nursefriendly #nurses #nurselife #nurseproblems #nurse #nursingstudent #nursingschool #nursing #nursememes #nursehumor #nursefunny #nursememe #nurseproud #cna #lpn #nursingstudentproblems #nursepractitioner #scrubs

(@thefacetiousmurse)

9 Days 6 Hours Ago

Patient: What's that doctor's name?! Me: That's Dr. Meoff. His first name is Jack.

(@thefacetiousmurse)

9 Days 17 Hours Ago

Diagnosis: Hypertriglyceridemia induced acute pancreatitis. Triglycerides: 8081 mg/dL Total cholesterol: >700 mg/dL Patient was a chronic alcoholic. History of Hep C, but had been cured. Presented with what was described as urinary retention. Hadn't urinated in about 14 hours. Scanned the patient's bladder and only found 83mL. The lab called and said the blood was lipemic and that they had to send it to another facility to run the labs (my facility at the time didn't have the equipment to spin it). So, I decided to draw up some blood in a 10mL syringe and lay it on the counter for a little bit. I came back to his room about 20 minutes later to find the syringe looking like this. Best part: Patient left AMA because they "needed" to feed their cat. They came back a few hours later and got admitted to the ICU. The patient recovered and was discharged about a week later.

T.R.A.P nurses keep it cute & professional once they clock in to TRIAGE, RESCUE, ADVOCATE PATIENTS... but off the clock, WE LIT periodt!๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ธ . . . . TRIAGE||RESCUE||ADVOCATE||PATIENTS #trapnurse #iamatrapnurse #trapnursenat #hustlelikeanurse #nursesbelike #nursesofinstagram #rnlife #lvnstudent #rnstudent #studentnurse #nursingstudentproblems #nursing_student #nursing_ismylife #nursingstudentlife #nursehumor #nursefriendly #nursememe #nursesofinstagram #nursesofig #prn #painmeds #nurseswholift #newgradrn #scrublife #atlanta #nclex #newgrad #newgradnurse #trapnursenation #nurseswag

*trap nurse thoughts* WYD!? Itโ€™s Monday morning, Iโ€™m at work TRAP CHECKIN THE TRAPS THAT NEEDA BE TRAP CHECKED aka making my Q1h rounds on these patients... you bum, BYE! #medsurg ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ’Š๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ธ . . . . TRIAGE||RESCUE||ADVOCATE||PATIENTS #trapnurse #iamatrapnurse #trapnursenat #hustlelikeanurse #nursesbelike #nursesofinstagram #rnlife #lvnstudent #rnstudent #studentnurse #nursingstudentproblems #nursing_student #nursing_ismylife #nursingstudentlife #nursehumor #nursefriendly #nursememe #nursesofinstagram #nursesofig #prn #painmeds #nurseswholift #newgradrn #scrublife #atlanta #nclex #newgrad #newgradnurse #trapnursenation

(@thefacetiousmurse)

11 Days 8 Hours Ago

I'm sure he's gonna go hypothermic any minute, buuuuut I got something a tad more critical to handle right now.

My ED admit with a #hemoglobin of 5.8 but refuses to consent for blood โ€œcuz he a Gโ€. Notifies MD, will continue to monitor ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ’Š๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ธ . . . TRIAGE||RESCUE||ADVOCATE||PATIENTS . . . #trapnurse #iamatrapnurse #trapnursenat #hustlelikeanurse #nursesbelike #nursesofinstagram #rnlife #lvnstudent #rnstudent #studentnurse #nursingstudentproblems #nursing_student #nursing_ismylife #nursingstudentlife #nursehumor #nursefriendly #nursememe #nursesofinstagram #nursesofig #painmeds #nurseswholift #newgradrn #scrublife #nclex #newgrad #trapnursenation @yg #staydangerous #nurseswag

(@thefacetiousmurse)

12 Days 8 Hours Ago

Or, when a West Coast nurse moves to the East Coast. *Sound on* *Adultish language warning*

Leah Potter
(@lele_potter)

12 Days 11 Hours Ago

Iโ€™m just gonna sit over here and let you do your thing...๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป #rnlife #nurseprobs #nursesofinstagram #nursefriendly #nurses #nurselife #nurseproblems #nursing #nursehumor #nursefunny #nurseproud #scrubs #scrublife #nursesdoitbetter

Im so fucking sick of self-righteous, holier-than-thou assholes. We're all mad here. Shoot your mouth off, get blocked. Super. Simple. I love you long time @saysmyderm Follow me๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‰ @rn_ratched for more original memes #scrublifeย  #nursesisters #nursebrothers #nursesrule #nursememes #compassionatesavage #rnlife #rns #rn #rn_ratched #rn #nurseprobs #nursesofinstagram #nursefriendly #nurses #nurselife #nurseproblems #nurse #nursingstudent #nursingschool #nursing #nursememes #nursehumor #nursefunny #nursememe #nurseproud #cna #lpn #nursingstudentproblems #nursepractitioner #scrubs