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Proud mother to Raoul, a beautiful Red Maine Coon, the clumsiest, cutest, most inquisitive little terror I've ever encountered ❤️?? ??D.O.B 11.06.2016

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It’s almost Thursday (huzzah) so #tbt the one and only time I ever ate a #twinkie #neveragain #imeanit #neverevereveragain #yuk I blame #woodyharrelson in #zombieland 😝 #dontbelievethehype #lol

Today I had a 🙀 NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE 🙀😿 I was in the kitchen with mummy, and she had just put some rice on the boil, and she turned away to put something in the sink and when she turned back she saw that I had 😭😭😭 let my beautiful tail fall into the open flame 😭😭😭 She screamed ever so loud and scared the 💩 out of me so I ran away and it was only when I was upstairs that I noticed that my tail fur was smouldering 😿 Luckily I am entirely unhurt, and the only things to show for my (mummy’s?) ordeal is the smell of burnt fur and some serious singeing, and I only have X number of years left until my lifetime kitchen ban is lifted 🔥🙈#fire #danger #sillykitty #neardeathexperience #sodramatic #meetraoul #redmainecoon #mainecoon #mainecooncat #mainecoon_id #mainecoonstagram #mainecoon_feature #mainecooncorner #cat #catoftheday #topmeowdels #catsofinstagram #bestmeow #kitty #ilovemycat #lovecats #instacat #instapet #instagood #gingercat #love #topcatphoto #小二 #ねこすたぐらむ #元保護猫